mathlete au……
roxy is the president friendleader, dirk is the scary vp who throws practice tests at people in the hallways, jade seems harmless but is actually completely ferocious at competitions, and sollux doesn’t actually want to be here
(he had to join the math team as punishment for hacking the school board website and redirecting it to neopets and because there weren’t enough trolls on the team)
((their shirts say “can’t touch this” and show a graph of an asymptotic function haha))
(via thethespacecoyote)
Source: superstartime
